Before Oil Came From the Ground
Most of us are dimly aware (no pun intended) that before electric lights, but after candles, the civilized world got around at night with oil lamps.
Few of us know that initially most of that oil came from harpooned whales whose blubber had been boiled.
So, it was a great relief to the whale population when someone in Pittsburgh turned light-bearing people away from whales, and toward the foamy sludge bubbling up around salt wells.
It seems incredible now, but then our forefathers and foremothers didn’t see any value in the petroleum oozing out of the ground.
Samuel M. Kier was different. He was a visionary who historians call the Grandfather of the American Oil industry.
But, hold off, he wasn’t an historic visionary right away.
His first vision was to use crude oil to cure all health ailments. For a price.
So-called patent medicines (they were neither patented nor regulated in any way) were in their prime in 1848. That’s when Kier discovered the petroleum that Mother Nature spewed forth onto his shoes could perform amazing wonders.
Just drink it, or apply it to the affected areas, and the lame could walk, the blind could see. It also was a good lubricant.
Suffering from’s the King’s Evil? It’ll take care of that, too.
Oh, you don’t know if you have King’s Evil or not?
Well, it’s tuberculosis. Millions had it then.
Maybe that’s why it had so many names. Consumption was one. People wasted away as it consumed them.
Ignorant, superstitious victims used to think they could be cured by a monarch touching them, or by touching a coin that the monarch touched. It was proof to them that God ordained the king to be king.
Well, they didn’t know about Kier’s Genuine Petroleum.
Actually, Kier’s wife, Nancy, had a lot to do with him bottling the remedy. She was suffering from the King’s Evil, and her doctor prescribed a medicinal oil from Kentucky that looked and smelled familiar.
Kier had it analyzed. It was identical to the stuff contaminating his salt works.
Originally posted 2015-11-24 23:06:29. Republished by Blog Post Promoter